I interrupt my regularly scheduled programming to be catty about Trash TV…
Remember when Dancing with the Stars featured actual stars? Now it’s Dancing with the Has-Beens and Never-Will-Bes. Still, I watch. And for some reason feel the need to discuss.
First of all, what’s the difference between a figure skating spin and a dance spin? Anyone? Bueller? Evan Lysacek made a comment that the dance spins are opposite of what he’s used to in figure skating. If anyone out there has some insight, please share. Google failed me in my quest for answers.
Brooke Burke, you’re pretty, and you’re better than Samantha Harris (though so is a wet dish rag), but you’re a terrible hostess.
Why won’t Jake the Bachelor get off my TV?!? “Kiss from a Rose” was a cheesy musical selection, but at least it wasn’t “On the Wings of Love.” That song is forever ruined for me. Did anyone else notice Gia in the audience? What was she doing there? Is she BFF with Vienna and Jake now?
Kate Gosselin, while I’m equally tired of you, you looked really pretty. Your hair looks so fab, I almost didn’t recognize you.
Then there’s Buzz Aldrin. The guy walked on the moon. He’s a LEGEND. And they’re letting him make a fool of himself. At least he looked like he was having fun.
Though I really want to extend my cattiness to Pamela Anderson, it’s bad enough her name can now be found on my blog.
This season, I’m rooting for Shannen Doherty (90210 forever, baby!), Aiden Turner (the token soap hunk), and that Pussycat Doll (who I cannot stand, but I luuuurve her partner, Derek Hough).
Did you watch? What do you think? Who has your vote? Don’t let me be catty all by my lonesome. 😉