As sung by my five-year-old niece:
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
Slutty, slutty sleigh. Hey!
Fortunately, there IS a video of this that I guarantee will make an appearance during her pre-wedding slide show. ☺
It’s moments like this that remind me why I battle the mobs at the mall and put up with all the other holiday-related stress: to bring a little bit of joy to those who bring me so much happiness the whole year through.